The FOB Purity Test

Note: This test is intended for people of Indian extraction living outside India.
All questions beginning with "Have you ever" should be read as: Have you ever done this since the moment you arrived in your host country?

The FOB Purity Test is a self-assessment of just how Fresh Off the Boat you truly are. It is a voluntary opportunity for people of Indian extraction to confront the habits, phrases, and quirks that give them away, and that have, at one point or another, deeply irked their Western hosts, whether they care to admit it or not.

Instructions: Click on every item that applies to you. The lower your score, the more FOB you are.

Caution: This is not a bucket list. It is a mirror of how FOB you really are.